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    <title>Alien Space Bats</title>
    <description>Discussion of settings and scenarios involving time travel, magic, aliens,  and other implausible elements.</description>
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      <title>The Worst of All Possible Timelines</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 06:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/the-worst-of-all-possible-timelines.128/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (SpanishSpy)</author>
      <dc:creator>SpanishSpy</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Preface: This is a reboot of a timeline I wrote about five years ago on the Alternate History Wikia. I&#039;ve decided to go full <i>Wolfenstein </i>on the concept. The original idea was more than a little meta, and so will this, but the original idea is ripe for dystopia, and so this shall be.<br />
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Without further ado:<br />
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<div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 26px"><b><span style="text-decoration: underline">THE WORST OF ALL POSSIBLE TIMELINES</span></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 18px">BY SPANISHSPY<br />
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July 1940<br />
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The British Empire thought it could breath. The evacuations at Dunkirk had...</span>&#8203;</div><br />
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      <title>Do You Know What I Know: A Holiday Timeline</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2017 06:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/do-you-know-what-i-know-a-holiday-timeline.125/</link>
      <guid>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/do-you-know-what-i-know-a-holiday-timeline.125/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (SpanishSpy)</author>
      <dc:creator>SpanishSpy</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Preface:<br />
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This year has been brutal on me. I&#039;ve been coming to terms with how I have been psychologically abused for most of my life, and my academics have been struggling. Being held up as the straight-A student for over a decade didn&#039;t help matters.<br />
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But the holidays come every year, which is a time we ought to celebrate. As such, I continue my tradition of holiday timelines with its fifth incarnation, if only to help dull the pain. I&#039;ve legitimately enjoyed coming up with strange and...<br />
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      <title>ISOT: 1966 Royal Navy at Jutland (1916)</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2017 07:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/isot-1966-royal-navy-at-jutland-1916.123/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (Delta Force)</author>
      <dc:creator>Delta Force</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Rob the alien space bat wants to see how well the Royal Navy of June 1966 would perform at the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Jutland" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">Battle of Jutland</a>. He decides to send the fleet back in time to see how the battle plays out, replacing the Royal Navy of June 1916. The Imperial German Navy order of battle remains as it was historically (see <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_battle_at_Jutland#German_forces" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">here</a>). He decides to try the battle out a few...<br />
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      <title>Worthy of Their Mettle: A Superhero Timeline</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2017 04:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/worthy-of-their-mettle-a-superhero-timeline.47/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (SpanishSpy)</author>
      <dc:creator>SpanishSpy</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Preface:<br />
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This timeline is being concurrently posted on six other AH sites, and is a return to form after a year and a half of relative inactivity.<br />
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Without further ado:<br />
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<div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 26px"><b><span style="text-decoration: underline">WORTHY OF THEIR METTLE: </span></b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 18px">A SUPERHERO TIMELINE</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 15px">BY SPANISHSPY<br />
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&quot;Super-heroes are fascinating, in and of themselves. But, just as Joe Louis would have been less of a hero without Max Schmelling, super-heroes need a villain worthy of their mettle. The super-villain.&quot; -...</span>&#8203;</div><br />
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      <title>Marching Through the Wrong Georgia</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 04:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/marching-through-the-wrong-georgia.105/</link>
      <guid>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/marching-through-the-wrong-georgia.105/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (SpanishSpy)</author>
      <dc:creator>SpanishSpy</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center"><br />
<b><span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-size: 26px">MARCHING THROUGH THE WRONG GEORGIA</span></span></b><br />
<span style="font-size: 18px">BY SPANISHSPY</span>&#8203;</div><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Moscow in the year 2008 was a city preparing for war against a power that was so weak in comparison it seemed like international bullying. The small nation of Georgia was host to two republics, Abkhazia and South Ossetia, which eagerly wanted their independence and petitioned Russia to aid them; President Putin of Russia was happy to oblige. It would put a damper on...</span><br />
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      <title>Never Forget Your Wars</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 04:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/never-forget-your-wars.104/</link>
      <guid>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/never-forget-your-wars.104/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (SpanishSpy)</author>
      <dc:creator>SpanishSpy</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center"><b><span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-size: 26px">NEVER FORGET YOUR WARS</span></span></b><br />
<span style="font-size: 15px">BY SPANISHSPY</span>&#8203;</div><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The year was 1961; the Iron Curtain predicted by Churchill at Missouri had fully descended upon the European Continent. The Second World War had ended with the division of that continent, with the German nation severed in two, with its capital at Berlin divided, its western portion encircled by a cold and unflinching wall. The world was divided by ideology, with liberal capitalism...</span><br />
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      <title>To Flee from the Phoenix's Nest</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 04:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/to-flee-from-the-phoenixs-nest.101/</link>
      <guid>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/to-flee-from-the-phoenixs-nest.101/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (SpanishSpy)</author>
      <dc:creator>SpanishSpy</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Preface:<br />
This is a story I wrote for Zioneer&#039;s Brainstorming thread, where he challenged us to write a thousand words in three days.<br />
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I exceeded that; this is in the neighborhood of 4,500 words; I wanted to finish this. This is a world that I have constructed based in part on my old<br />
Minecraft servers - names of countries are taken from there, as well as aesthetic details.<br />
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The world herein is something I have been considering making its own thread for along the lines of Rvbomally&#039;s...<br />
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      <title>The Arm of Nationalism</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 04:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/the-arm-of-nationalism.98/</link>
      <guid>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/the-arm-of-nationalism.98/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (SpanishSpy)</author>
      <dc:creator>SpanishSpy</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="text-decoration: underline"><b>THE ARM OF NATIONALISM</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 12px">By SpanishSpy</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 12px">&quot;In the 1936 Olympics, Hitler became the first to exploit sports as an arm of nationalism.&quot; - James A. Michener, <i>Sports in America.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">“Thank you for choosing United, and welcome to Geneva,” said the feminine voice onboard the airliner as it touched down on the landing pad in Geneva International Airport. Julia DeSanto scoffed at the insinuation that she...</span><br />
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      <title>Es braust ein Ruf wie Donnerhall: a Timeline in a Single Post</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 04:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/es-braust-ein-ruf-wie-donnerhall-a-timeline-in-a-single-post.97/</link>
      <guid>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/es-braust-ein-ruf-wie-donnerhall-a-timeline-in-a-single-post.97/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (SpanishSpy)</author>
      <dc:creator>SpanishSpy</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Preface:</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">I read a debate some time ago, on Reddit I believe, about the differences between American and European patriotism, how the latter is much more reserved and less bombastic than the former. This led me to wonder how a modern form of patriotism, closer but not as extreme as American patriotism, could arise in a European state, in this case, Germany. It is completely ASB, but it nevertheless proved to be an interesting exercise...</span></span><br />
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<a href="http://whatifmachine.org/threads/es-braust-ein-ruf-wie-donnerhall-a-timeline-in-a-single-post.97/" class="internalLink">Es braust ein Ruf wie Donnerhall: a Timeline in a Single Post</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>The Chief that Now Commands, or the Reign of Emperor Norton I</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 04:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/the-chief-that-now-commands-or-the-reign-of-emperor-norton-i.96/</link>
      <guid>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/the-chief-that-now-commands-or-the-reign-of-emperor-norton-i.96/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (SpanishSpy)</author>
      <dc:creator>SpanishSpy</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Preface: This is the longest one-shot I have ever written, and have taken too long to finish. The idea came to me one day looking for an idea for a new one-shot since the completion of <i>My Words are Backed by Nuclear Weapons</i>, and I resolved to write this idea. I have tried to represent the opinions of the historical Emperor Norton accurately, but allowed for a change in position through the course of the timeline that I feel is realistic. </span><br />
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Without further ado:...<br />
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<a href="http://whatifmachine.org/threads/the-chief-that-now-commands-or-the-reign-of-emperor-norton-i.96/" class="internalLink">The Chief that Now Commands, or the Reign of Emperor Norton I</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>An Atomic Great War</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2017 16:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/an-atomic-great-war.18/</link>
      <guid>http://whatifmachine.org/threads/an-atomic-great-war.18/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Delta Force)</author>
      <dc:creator>Delta Force</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[From an engineering perspective it seems possible for nuclear weapons to have been built in the 1910s, provided the necessary scientific knowledge was provided. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaped_charge#Munroe_effect" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">Shaped charges were tested as early as 1894</a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_bridgewire_detonator" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">exploding-bridgewire detonator technology</a> was developed during the Manhattan Project. By the 1920s precision machining was possible with items...<br />
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<a href="http://whatifmachine.org/threads/an-atomic-great-war.18/" class="internalLink">An Atomic Great War</a>]]></content:encoded>
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